You know your a mom when....?

Question

You check your pockets and pull out a binki

You have a poptart in your purse because you know the second you get to the mall your five year old is going to say "im hungry"

YOu have everything under the sun in the diaper bag...

(Give me some things for all ages all the way up to grown up children )

Answer 1

You know you're a mom when you know the instant your child walks in from playing outside crying, that you need to get the neosporin and bandaids out.

You know you're a mom when suddenly you need to clean the whole house and a mere 2 minutes later you must repeat the process.

Answer 2

Honestly, I knew I was a mom when I could scold the oldest to finish her chores, break up a fight between the middle two, and pull $$ seemingly out of thin air for the twins to take to school for a field trip, all while getting myself ready to go to work. Those moments of chaos that I survive, I look back on and think, "Yep, I made it! I AM a mom, after all!"

Some other one-liner examples, though:

You drive around in a car that smells like sour milk because you can't find the sippy cup that the baby dropped in the back seat last week....

Your refrigerator is covered with crayon art....

You carry a matchbox car (or a pack of crayons, or some other toy) in your purse for those moments when your child is bored but you're stuck where you are.....

Your sliding glass door is NEVER clean from knee level and below....

Answer 3

You know you're a mom when...

1) You get excited to get out of the house to go to a PTA meeting because you get to be with other adults.

2) You carry a container of wipes with you at all times.

3) You turn around every time you hear a child say, "Mom." (Even if it's not your child.)

4) You realize you forgot to feed yourself breakfast after making a meal for the kids.

Answer 4

-a minute to yourself is when you use the restroom but even thats not a given

-go to sleep with 2 people in bed wake up with three (or four or five:)

-a "girls night" includes 5 giggling 9 year old girls listening to Aaron Carter and watching Lindsey Lohan movies (and you're looking forward to it)

-You have two sets of clothes (Mommy Clothes and Nice Clothes)

Answer 5

When you get excited when the radio station is giving away tickets to like Sea World or any other place for the kiddos.

Answer 6

Toddlers/Early elementary:

when the back seat of your car resembles a toy box?


16-plus:

you start the car and the volume of the radio blows you through the roof?

Answer 7

You're truly a mom when you know EXACTLY what your 2 year old son is going to do and to what before HE even makes a beeline to whatever interesting object has caught his eye & you stop him midstream!

Amazing how we have super psychic abilities!

Answer 8

you can similatously talk on the phone, give your kid a silent 'that's one', while waving a magazine in front of a smoke dector after taking out burning toast, and reach for the door to answer the doorbell... without breaking a sweat

Answer 9

i have hotwheel cars and soothers and bottles, baby wipes oh and usually a small bag of chips and a juice box in my purse. also i tend to have a soother on my finger more then a ring now.

Answer 10

Your daughter gets to be 20 and finds herself telling her kid the same things you used to tell her.