2006-12-20 10:13:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chant his name while dancing around the neighborhood in whitey tighties. This must be done barefoot, or the Lord Mithras will be greatly offended!
2006-12-20 10:17:59 · answer #1 · answered by Presagio 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ridiculous mythology. Very different and postdating christianity. At least those portions that parallel christianity. Mostly a secret society with little in written procedures until after the third century ad.
2006-12-20 18:16:33 · answer #2 · answered by epaphras_faith 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Spread the word about Mithramas!
Merry Mythmas (or Mithramas if you prefer).
Oh, you xtians didn't know that your jesus myth is based on Mithra? http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/
2006-12-20 18:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow! That's the same day as Jesus'. What a coincidence!
2006-12-20 18:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by scriptureman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are assuming to offend Christians b/c that is Christ's birthday. We know Christ wasn't really born in Dec so try again!!!
2006-12-20 18:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by BrutalBaby 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Give Ham
2006-12-20 18:14:59 · answer #6 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Leave cookies and milk by the fireplace.
2006-12-20 18:15:39 · answer #7 · answered by nondescript 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You're calling him "Lord" so ask him.
2006-12-20 18:30:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By praising the Great F.S.M.
2006-12-20 18:17:18 · answer #9 · answered by changRdie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Impregnate a virgin through artificial insemination so we can have more virgin births!!!
2006-12-20 18:19:29 · answer #10 · answered by imrational 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋