Anyone got any one-liners that may appeal to the geeks among us? (including me!) such as:
A print screen is worth 1000 words
Could you provide me with a link to download one of these "lives"?
2006-12-20 09:58:10 · 9 answers · asked by ~Grace~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard this good one on a site
010001 0110 001110 011100 01110 011111110 001110001 000001001001 011000001?
00110 0000001 0011000 10001 00110 011101 01110 0011100 01,
Still splits me up to this day.
2006-12-20 11:50:59 · answer #1 · answered by Krayden 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Murphy Laws of Computing
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you’d least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.
7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
9. A complex system that doesn’t work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.
2006-12-20 19:28:16 · answer #2 · answered by M M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don’t infertile people make good testers?
Because they cannot reproduce
What’s the graphic designer’s favorite drink?
Hi-res root beer
How can you tell when there’s been an elephant in your data center?
People are walking around outside with a dazed expression saying “Holy crap - how did an elephant get into our data center?”
2006-12-20 18:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you play with the software it will turn into a hard drive
2006-12-20 22:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like, faster than the speed of fad, and travelling at the speed of dark, which is on my car, yes I'm a geek and geeks of the world unite, is what i say
2006-12-20 18:02:57 · answer #5 · answered by julie t 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
2006-12-20 18:01:35 · answer #6 · answered by Lime Jelly ♫ 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Man goes in a pub. I normally have peanuts though.
2006-12-20 18:01:20 · answer #7 · answered by dadseimaj 4 · 2⤊ 4⤋
do you want to see my floppy?
2006-12-21 03:45:37 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nerds have bigger hard drives.
2006-12-20 20:48:11 · answer #9 · answered by afmooseluvrx3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋