2006-12-20 09:47:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As I was walking past St Pauls
A woman came up and grabbed my arm
She said you look a man on pluck
Come round the corner for some tea
It might be a tanner, it might be a bob
It all depends on the size of your cup
(Update for 2006 prices)
2006-12-20 09:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
As I was walking past st pauls a big bull came along
2016-10-23 16:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I was walking past St Pauls
A woman stepped out and grabbed my hand
She said if you have any pluck
You`ll come with me and have a Ham Sandwich
It might cost you sixpence, it might cost a bob
It all depends on the size of your appetite
2015-07-13 02:00:04 · answer #3 · answered by evo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
as i was passing by st. pauls, a great big bulldog bit my balls, and as it stood there, biting and chewing, i knew it would be his balls that were up for the screwing, so i grabbed him down where it hurts the most, his yelps echoed out like a ghost, and no one could find out what had happened then, except for maybe my "closest" girlfriend!!! =P lolz that is so funny!!
2006-12-20 10:13:12 · answer #4 · answered by sailingspain42 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
as i was walking past st pauls, a great big bulldog bit my balls, i screamed and stomped his paws but he just tightened up his jaws.
2006-12-20 09:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cos i was so thick i stood there and let it,
i couldn't believe when it sat down and ate it.
i rushed on home to tell all to yahoo,
maybe i'd gain myself a point or two.
by telling you all about the balls
that i lost while passing st pauls
2006-12-20 09:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by TrevnDi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My nuts are very badly chewed
The doctor says I'm really screwed
2006-12-20 09:51:56 · answer #7 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so I said eff it and splattered his brains all on the walls! :D
2006-12-20 09:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by phokissed1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... there's nothing that annoys me more,
It makes me wanna climb the walls.
2006-12-20 09:52:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"........ I dropped to the cement...
And sat there to lament...
As the dog ground them up in his jaws. "
Im a poet and didnt even know it....
2006-12-20 09:52:21 · answer #10 · answered by JusticeManEsq 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋