A man and his wife are laying in bed when the man farts and says 7 points. His wife says huh?
the mans says fart football i have 7 points ... so about 3 minutes later the wife farts and says touchdown now we are tied.2 more minutes later she squeezes one out and says field goal its ten to seven. well the man doesnt want to be out done by his wife so he tries real hard and shits in the bed . his wife says what in the hell was that. the man replies HALF TIME switch sides.
2006-12-20 09:32:38 · 10 answers · asked by southrnbell21 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was disgusting...
2006-12-20 10:21:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rating of 1-10 it's a 1.
2006-12-20 17:54:45 · answer #2 · answered by Bella Donna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was kinda funny. Never heard of it before.
2006-12-20 17:35:09 · answer #3 · answered by cutelashon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, all I can say is that those two are made for each other :)
2006-12-20 17:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by Mel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg it was worth a chuckle out loud...funny!!
2006-12-20 18:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by sailingspain42 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird but funny nontheless.
2006-12-20 17:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was his name shaggy and hers scooby ? lol
2006-12-20 17:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooo haha
2006-12-20 18:14:50 · answer #8 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its disgusting and stupid
2006-12-20 18:12:15 · answer #9 · answered by dorkfish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-20 17:43:48 · answer #10 · answered by The dude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋