A man, sitting next to a woman on a jet, suddenly sneezes. Unexpectedly, he unzips his pants and wipes the end of his penis off with his handkerchief. He then zips up and continues reading his magazine.
The woman cannot believe what she just saw.
Then he sneezes again, unzips, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief. The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude."
He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze."
The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, with sympathy, "Oh you poor man, what,are you taking for it?"
"Pepper," he replies
2006-12-20 09:31:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wish i could get hold of some of that pepper stuff !!!!!!
2006-12-20 10:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke... at my age, it would be a blessing for this to happen..
With me, it is a bit different.. and I usually end up travellling alone, even if I start out my journey with a lot of people.
I have a lot of allergies, and I sneeze a lot..well, whenever I sneeze, I pass gas…
So what’s with these people, haven’t they ever passed gas before?
Just kidding... not true.
2006-12-20 11:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird, but slightly funny! Well, I'm just telling the truth...
2006-12-20 09:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this one is hilarious!! I can just imagine sitting beside him..I may never fly again..LOL
2006-12-20 09:40:17 · answer #4 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the joke was with the woman who had the disease...still funny, though
2006-12-20 10:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lmao 10/10
2006-12-20 09:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take pepper too.
2006-12-20 19:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT tickled! Good one! lol
2006-12-20 09:47:32 · answer #8 · answered by Lady_Crimsyn1986 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-20 09:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you're definatly funnier than me.
2006-12-20 09:44:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋