Woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror n says to her husband "i look horrible fat and ugly pay me a compliment" hubby replies "your eyesight fecking spot on"
2006-12-20 08:46:21 · 17 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. Someone said to me "Do you talk to your wife when you're making love?"
Says I "Only if she rings!"
2006-12-20 08:50:59 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny - 10 out of 10
2006-12-20 09:49:27 · answer #2 · answered by ladifrangu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny.In fact I'm going to text it to my husband who's at work to cheer him up.
2006-12-20 08:50:41 · answer #3 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does wife stand for
washing
ironing
feeding
etc i believe that a woman should walk behind a man unless there in a minefield -------then the woman can walk in front
2006-12-20 08:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by Ken M 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My wife said to me do these jeans make my *** look big.
I said NO, its all the chocolate and crisps that make your *** look big, leave the jeans out of it!!
2006-12-20 08:52:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eh, not good or true. although women and girls generally think that they're ugly or just not pretty, some of them are actually very beautiful, they just don't realize it. (wink wink Natalie wink wink lol)
2006-12-20 08:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you got a web cam on my bedroom !!!! lol lol
2006-12-20 09:19:12 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol
2006-12-20 08:59:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have very good taste in food!
2006-12-20 08:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by interested_party 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't want the old sow? I'll take her! fat a-rse and all!
2006-12-20 11:06:20 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋