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Think about it.A man from the future goes back in time in his time machine.The machine breaks down.Says to himself "What the hell,may as well make a go of things here".Starts feeding the 5000 with a future device that can make bread.Heals the sick with another device and starts brainwashing everyone aroud him.

2006-12-20 08:37:17 · 10 answers · asked by Father Jack 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

It would explain why theres nothing about his early years.

2006-12-20 08:39:28 · update #1

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Read 'Behold the man' by Michael Moorcock. Its a peculiar take on the whole Jesus time traveller thing. A jolly good yarn.

2006-12-20 08:44:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is all in the bible. If you read the bible backwards it says that Jesus, or "sesuj" as he is really called, came from the year 3422AD and that he came to Bethlehem in a golden submarine. Apparently he also smoked weed.

By the way, if you read the book of Genesis back to front you get a great recipe for Rice Krispy cakes!

2006-12-20 16:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can see where you coming from, but no I think he was here but came from a far advanced species of people from another planet. Sometimes think I from another planet but what the hell. I honestly think we are not the first or the last and there are other beings out there.

2006-12-20 16:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yah it still doesn't explain the prophecy telling of his coming from at least 5+ prophets who preceded Jesus.

Nor does it explain why Herod wanted to kill him as a baby. That is historically documented.

And there are stories from his childhood in the Bible.

2006-12-20 16:41:05 · answer #4 · answered by the nothing 4 · 0 0

Jesus is!!!!!!!

He is both the future, the past and the present. He was there at the creation of the world and he will be there on judgement day at the end of this world.

2006-12-20 16:48:44 · answer #5 · answered by Valerie C 2 · 0 0

That's more or less the plot of Michael Moorcock's novel "Behold the Man"

Careful, you may get sued for copyright infringement...

2006-12-20 17:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by AgProv 6 · 0 0

Back to sleep, Father Jack! Jesus is from every time; time, space, dimension... are all human concepts -God and His holy son are so well above that!

2006-12-20 16:54:21 · answer #7 · answered by Nini 5 · 0 0

Yes! thats it, ur a genius!

2006-12-20 16:40:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, I see your logic, But I do not agree with you.

2006-12-20 16:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by Люди логики излишек 1 · 0 0

no he was not...alas...jesus was BEYOND his time...

2006-12-20 16:41:59 · answer #10 · answered by Revolutionary 2 · 0 0

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