Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.
When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark but later on, he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
2006-12-20 08:20:05 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao!!!!!! hahahhahahhaah omg that was great
2006-12-20 18:18:56 · answer #1 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, LOL! Definately Funnyâ¥
2006-12-20 08:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-20 08:26:12 · answer #3 · answered by Lucy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-20 08:23:09 · answer #4 · answered by SteveT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet a little lip service will get that soldier to stand up and salute old guys are the best they know where the buttons are
2006-12-20 09:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really good! I've had a lousy day today and now you've gone and cheered me up - again!!
Have a great festive season!!
; ¬ )))
2006-12-20 09:56:53 · answer #6 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that yesterday actually. It's still funny though
2006-12-20 08:33:16 · answer #7 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was another cracker 10/10
2006-12-20 08:33:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's hilarious. Did you make that up? If so great job.
2006-12-20 08:29:41 · answer #9 · answered by Candice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...... Awesome joke. Hope you don't mind me using that one. Damn I'm glad i wasn't drinking milk when I read it.
2006-12-20 08:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by Ryan R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very funny lol xx
2006-12-20 08:24:15 · answer #11 · answered by CHANEL 17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋