A young Iraqi lad........?

Question

A young Iraqi lad signs pro contract at Liverpool FC. He scores a hatrick on his debut and gets carried off shoulder high. He rings home all excited to tell his mum the good news and asks how the family are? 'How are we?' says his mum 'the house has been bombed, your dads been shot, your sisters been raped and I've been mugged and robbed at gunpoint.....why the f*** did you bring us to Liverpool?'

Answer 1

For the lovely accent JOKE