2006-12-20 07:50:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
My oldest child, who is 17 now, was getting off the school bus when she was 4. The bus started to back up and it stated to beep. She asked why it beeped. I told her it was big and it needed to beep so it could let people know it was backing up. Two days later we were at the bank to cash a check. There was a woman in front of us that was a bit overweight. We were standing there for a minute or to when her pager went off. My daughter grabbed my hand and pulled on it. She said, "Move mommy she's backing up." Needless to say I left very quickly. I could have curled up in a ball and died of embarrassment.
2006-12-20 08:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The first thing that came to mind was one time I was in the store with my then 2 year old daughter. We were standing in line and my daughter started saying (very loudly) "Mommy a clown.. A clown Mommy" over and over again. Me and everyone else started looking all around and we couldn't see a clown. i asked her where this clown was and she pointed to the person in front of us and said "Mommy a clown - right there". The lady turned around and she wasn't a clown. She was an older lady who's makeup was bright and colorful (and very over done). I was horrified. I left the line and explained to her that it wasn't a clown. She never did believe though. Now looking back its quite funny but I still feel bad for the lady because everyone heard. I'm sure there are other things but my memory is fading since my daughter is about to turn 10. Everything is written in her baby books but I'm at work. Hope that will do. Take Care.
2006-12-20 08:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by Kristin Pregnant with #4 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend is having her second child any day and when they told their five year old boy that Mommy was having a baby he sat for a few minutes with a "deep in thought" look on his face and said "Mommy, how does the doctor get the baby outta your mouth?" Of course, kids only know of one way to get something into their tummies!!!
2006-12-20 08:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by hugsandsmilesplease 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had my 7 year old at the Dr. for a check up, a few months after I gave birth to his little brother. Before the Doc came in the room I decided to step on the scale, curious to see how much pregnancy weight I had lost. It was one of those digital scales that shows your weight to the 10th of a lb. My son was watching as I stepped up on to it, and as all of the numbers lit up, he yells out..."whoah! Mom, you weigh like a million lbs." I was slightly embarassed to say the least.
2006-12-21 06:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by Alyssa L 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm 29 weeks pregnant and I've been talking about the baby a lot with my 6 yr. old and 3 yr. old. Recently I was telling them what it was like when each of them lived in my belly. My 3 yr. old was deep in thought and then asks, "Mommy, what was it like when Mushi was in your belly?" Mushi is one of our cats!! I laughed so hard then I explained to him that none of the pets were ever in my belly.
2006-12-20 12:06:21 · answer #5 · answered by Amelia 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
k - i am in a shopping center, i had my twins in the prams (some years ago) and my then 7 year old and 10 year old sons
now we walk into a clothes shop, its a quite shop, but a small one with a dozen people in their, and it was dead quite and the wife was trying some clothes on in the changeing room, i was waiting with the kids in the store.
7 year old turns to me, "dad, whats an erection?" and he didnt wisper, he shouted because he was a little away from me.
everyone in the shop starts laughing as quietly as they can
2006-12-20 11:13:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my son was born, my daughter was about 21 months and one afternoon I was changing his diaper and she walks up to me and said, " Mommy, why does Jr. have a hose between his legs?"
I laughed so hard, I almost peed my pants.
2006-12-20 08:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my son was little we called his privates, his peep. Well we were in the grocerie around Easter time, and I said, "Oh! Look, peeps!" I was talking about marshmellow peeps. My three year old said, Mom, those are not peeps! ha ha ha
2006-12-20 08:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by Sunspot Baby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One afternoon, when my son was about 3 or 4, my husband I were having sex (in our room, door closed. I thought I was being quiet!) while my son watched TV. When we came out later, he looked at my husband and said "Daddy...why was mommy crying?" I almost died. hahaha!
2006-12-20 08:01:21 · answer #9 · answered by Shelley L 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not my child, but a friend's 3 year old son, who I was caring for while she was working, asked me "what is that on your cheek", pointing to a mole on my cheek. I told him it was a mole, he proceeded to ask me "how did it get there", and I went on to explain that it just grows. I could see he was thinking, and then he just asked.... "Do you water it".
2006-12-20 08:16:04 · answer #10 · answered by deanie1962 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋