Christians do what they are told, and if I was found to be a prophet explaining how the mighty platypi would one day save us all from eternal damnation, would you believe me? Could you? Please discuss, in detail, why or why not you believe that they platypus is really God watching us here on Earth.
2006-12-20 07:41:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
NO
Because the platypus exists, god doesn't
2006-12-20 07:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
The duck-billed platypus is a creature; and a creature of very limited intelligence and capabilities. Christians do what the Bible tells them to do, or at least they try to to so. Any human that tells me to do anything or provides "information" that contradicts the teachings of The Holy Bible is not to be feared or believed, but is to be rebuked and upheld in prayer. Such an individual is a false prophet. No creature is God, nor can anything within creation ever be God because God is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent CREATOR.
2006-12-20 15:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by utuseclocal483 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because the platypus is an animal. A awesome webbed ducked billed mammal. I mean its cool and all but I don't think God would inhabit that animal if he ever does decide to come to humanity in animal form. I would think a dolphin or a lion. A sweet big cat would be righteous. Anyway why I also wouldn't believe it is because your telling us. You are testing Christians because you find that reason of oh the Bible could of blah blah. Your no prophet because you are asking us if it is God. Your just mixing yourself into a stew. A delicious beef and vegetable stew if I may add.
2006-12-20 15:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by Cindy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would not believe you but I would believe God. But, since He told us that we are created in His image and since I don't look much like a platypus I have to use common sense and come to the conclusion that that just couldn't be.
2006-12-20 15:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by gtahvfaith 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
But was there some ritual sacrifice relating to said Holy Platypus and does it have its own cable channel? If not, then I can't buy into your religion.
This article may provide a better alternative to the Platypus:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6196225.stm
2006-12-20 15:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by AustinoBambino 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope we don't all do what we are told... we sin and we act out just like you fools. We're human just like you the only difference is we're going to heaven because we believe in something bigger than ourselves. You are a dufus... platypus!
LOL
2006-12-20 15:45:03 · answer #6 · answered by sassinya 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I believed in God and went by prophets, then yeah, I'd probably believe you. But I don't!
2006-12-20 15:54:12 · answer #7 · answered by Death.Note.fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, because even God has a sense of humor.
2006-12-20 15:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by Jamie R 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need more tinfoil on your hat. And a big increase in your medication dose. It doesn't seem to be working.
2006-12-20 15:52:44 · answer #9 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just as reasonable as anything else I have heard.
2006-12-20 15:44:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋