Guy wobbles out the pub at chuck-out time. Staggers around until he sees a car that he appears to recognise. fumbles in his pockets for five minutes and pulls out the keys. Closes one eye and makes about four attempts at getting the key in the door-lock.
The cops have been watching, and when they ask him to please blow in the breathalyser, he stares at them with crossed eyes as if he's trying to decide if the martians have finally landed (hic, burp). Then he falls over.
"You're nicked, mate" - in the back of the van, down to the station for an examination by a medical practitioner.
He is perfectly sane, coherent and not a trace of alcohol in him.
"So why did you look as if you were as drunk-as-a-skunk outside the pub?"
"Because I", (quoth he), " am the designated decoy".
2006-12-20 07:40:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH WOW!
I surpised so many people like it (yeah it's a really old joke, not my own work - but I didn't steal it from NUTS magazine, either)
Never forget, people that D&D is dangerous and stupid.
2006-12-20 07:51:35 · update #1
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-20 08:21:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where can I apply for an interview ? JOKE don't drink and drive
Happy Christmas
2006-12-21 01:38:12 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in one brill 10/10
2006-12-20 07:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That me larf out loud!
2006-12-20 07:42:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke . bad idea for those that drink and drive
2006-12-20 08:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish i had thought of that !!!!!!! Make myself a fortune lol lol
2006-12-20 07:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it still makes me laugh!
2006-12-20 09:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sure this was in ZOO or NUTS but in diferent words!
2006-12-20 07:43:35 · answer #8 · answered by SWIFT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite good, well done
2006-12-20 08:19:36 · answer #9 · answered by Bug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-12-20 07:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by lindsybestfriend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋