A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting every docker he sees that his guy can make love to 100 women in a row, without pausing, and satisfy them all.
Bets are made, and they agree that they'll meet the next day. The next day, 100 women are lined up along the dock . The guy drops his pants and starts.
True to his word, he moves from one to the next, satisfying each one without pausing: 1.. 2.. 3.. on and on he goes: 49.. 50.. 51.. He slows down somewhat: 83.... 84.... 85.... but he is still moving from one to the next, and the women are still satisfied: 97............ 98............. 99.............
...and before he can get to the last woman, he has a heart attack and dies.
The manager scratches his head in puzzlement and says, "I don't understand it! It went perfectly well at practice this morning!"
2006-12-20 07:36:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he died happy as hell i bet 10/10
2006-12-20 07:43:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i bet he died with a smile on his face
not like number 199 poor girl
10/10
2006-12-21 10:01:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is good 8/10
2006-12-20 16:30:10 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blol loved it ,the joke lol
2006-12-20 19:53:04 · answer #4 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, good one!
2006-12-20 15:40:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-20 15:40:23 · answer #6 · answered by James 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he must be soooo sore
2006-12-21 03:54:18 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as always a funny joke thanks for making me smile, and merry Christmas
2006-12-20 15:39:37 · answer #8 · answered by thegolfingjunkie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh huh, it was ok.
2006-12-20 15:38:29 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it
2006-12-20 15:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋