Jesus Christ of Nazereth who promises salvation after death?Or Flying Spghetti Monter who promises absolutely nothing? And Why?
2006-12-20 07:34:20 · 22 answers · asked by Maurice H 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Only a fool says there's no God in his heart. Psalms 14:1.
2006-12-20 07:39:20 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You apparently don't even understand what the FSM is all about. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a parody religion; it pokes fun at Christianity by demonstrating how weak the arguments in favor of the Bible are. For example, everyone always says, "Just because you haven't experienced God, it doesn't mean that he doesn't exist!" -- I could say that exact same thing for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Other people say "God exists, but only certain people are capable of perceiving him!" -- Again, I could make that exact same claim for the FSM. It's a parody of the arguments used to "prove" Christianity.
2006-12-20 15:44:27 · answer #2 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, if I got locked in a room with Jesus or the FSM, at least I could eat the FSM without having to cook him first. That sounds pretty good right now, actually. I'll go with the FSM.
2006-12-20 15:40:03 · answer #3 · answered by eri 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Flying spaghetti monster: a circle, with two spokes containing tentacles, otherwise known as ventricles connecting the heart. All true statements mentally re-build the body in some way or form, except for the higher knowledge that builds the light. Take notice of this remark.
2006-12-20 15:38:11 · answer #4 · answered by Julian 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are correct Maurice, there is no FSM. FSM arose from a mistranslation of Scripture from the original old italian which spoke of a Levitating Fettucinne Creature (LFC). All worshipers of FSM are heretics to the true faith of the LFC.
Good thing that never hapened to the Bible...wouldn't that have caused problems!
2006-12-20 15:39:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The FSM, of course. Even knowing they're both imaginary characters, at least you know the FSM will come through with his promises.
2006-12-20 15:37:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Seeing as both are edible deities, I would prefer the FSM with a vodka sauce.
Tasty.
2006-12-20 15:43:34 · answer #7 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The FSM. I saw him earlier when i was eating my spaghetti bolognasie. His face was staring right at me from the plate. Hes real.
2006-12-20 15:39:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually, I'd prefer SLO, Swimming Lasagne Ogre. I dig the mozzerella.
2006-12-20 15:40:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would go with the Flying Spaghetti Monster because it wouldn't disappoint me with false expectations after I died.
2006-12-20 15:37:09 · answer #10 · answered by robtheman 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋