A masked man goes into a 5perm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a 5perm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
2006-12-20 07:31:41 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
was that one from experience
only joking hon
great joke 10/10
2006-12-21 01:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
5 out of 10
2006-12-20 07:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by treetown2 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny
2006-12-20 07:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by kyteal r 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
long time no see AL and as always you keep the great jokes cuming. 10/10
by the way do you spit or swallow? just wanted to know if you speak from experience lol
2006-12-20 09:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny and nasty, nice.
Wow you always get a lot of answers on your to your question/jokes. Probabley because you have the pretty pic of you.
2006-12-20 07:47:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
got a good laugh 9/10
2006-12-20 07:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That one is good Always funny..ha.
2006-12-20 07:34:50 · answer #7 · answered by samaustinashlee_billiewjr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wats a 5perm bank?
2006-12-20 07:50:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not as funny as your last one i'm afraid, but it wasn't too bad.
2006-12-20 07:34:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny,made me laugh
2006-12-20 07:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋