A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you 5uck ?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you 5crew ?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I 5uck! I 5crew!" she screamed in panic.
"5lut!" he said, and dropped her.
2006-12-20 07:18:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that my queen is really funny
i have to point out that a lot of your recent jokes have been told by myself quite recently
2006-12-20 09:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-20 07:39:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only funny, but very funny. Thumbs up & a 9.
2006-12-20 08:22:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL well she got 5ucked and 5crewed and didnt even feel it, and boom shes dead
2006-12-20 07:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one keep em coming 10/10
2006-12-20 07:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMPL lololololololol
2006-12-20 07:26:02 · answer #6 · answered by confused 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe maybe she mite get a 4th chance
2006-12-20 11:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by it_wasnt_me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was funny - the man on the 8th coulda had his way with her then dropped her - who would know? ;-)
2006-12-20 07:22:45 · answer #8 · answered by max 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oooh i think thats horrible! not as in a horrible joke, just as in her situation, but it is kinda funny.
2006-12-20 07:27:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! Thanx. Very funny.
M
2006-12-20 07:27:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋