One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I better see a doctor”.
His friend said “Don't do that. There's a computer in the drug store that can diagnose anything. It's quicker and cheaper than visiting a doctor. Simply put a urine sample in the machine and it will diagnose your problem and tell you what to do about it. It only costs $10.”
Pete figured he had nothing to lose so he filled a jar with a urine sample. He went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited $10.
The computer started to make a weird nose and various lights began to flash. After a brief pause, a small slip of paper printed. It said: ‘You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labour, it will be better in two weeks’.
Later that evening, while thinking how amazing that computer was, Pete began to wonder if it could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, poured the sample into the machine and deposited $10.
The machine again made the usual noise and printed out the following analysis: ‘Your water is hard, get a softener. Your dog has worms, get him shots. Your daughter's using cocaine, get her into a rehab clinic. Your wife's pregnant, it's not yours, get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.’
2006-12-20 07:04:06 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
as always great joke 10/10
2006-12-21 01:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-23 01:27:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 99/100
2006-12-20 08:18:20 · answer #3 · answered by #1denverfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2006-12-20 07:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by annitis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah that's funny 9/10
2006-12-20 07:07:56 · answer #5 · answered by why not try it all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one too 6/10
2006-12-20 22:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by italiana mocha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. 100% What a change to hear something really funny.
2006-12-20 07:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is some joke one of your best always laughing 10/10
2006-12-20 07:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats your best very funny lol got to be 11/10 lol
2006-12-20 11:58:07 · answer #9 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-20 07:10:20 · answer #10 · answered by juliakireyeva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋