What is the dumbest/funniest thing you've ever done?

Answer 1

i set the fire alarm off at college after my final exam - burnt tissue papers, tons of it in a trash can. every time i think of it LOL!

Answer 2

For my senior prank Me and my best friend Billy snuck out of our 2nd period Physics class and raided the 2nd floor janitors closet. We took about 11 gallons of liquid handsoap from the closet and poured it all over the floor of the freshman locker hall, the cafeteria floor and in the fountain in front of the school. The best part was when the dummie janitors went to clean it up. Instead of just squeegie-ing it into a dustpan, they decided to do it the good ol' fashion way and used a mop bucket and water! There were suds everywhere. The sent us home early that day and had to close the school for an extra day or so, cuz they couldnt get the soap off the floor. It was super slippery and they were afraid students were gonna get hurt. When we got back, the principal started interviewing seniors to see who had done it, no-one really knew who did it, cuz it was a spare of the moment decision...(we hadnt planned on doing it) Later that day, a stupid nerd saw an empty bottle of handsoap fall out of my locker( I had to do a quick stash on my way back to class) So naturally he told everyone and it soon got around that I was the "Bubble Caper". I was sent to the principals office where I admitted what I had done (& NO i didnt rat Billy out...Im not a NARK) he litterally laughed in my face and told me that he understood me wanting to take the credit for one of the best pranks he had ever seen, but insisted that there was NO WAY a girl as sweet, nice and innocent as me could have done that. He grilled me for info on the real culprit! I never got in any trouble, occasionally Dr. Patrick(principal) would call me in his office to press me for more info. It didnt earn me detention....but it did earn me the nickname "Bubbles" for the rest of the year! lol

Answer 3

It replaced right into a lengthy and private sequence of e-mails. i replaced into asking why he customary the tale of Noah's Flood and the curse Noah positioned upon Ham's son, as if it replaced right into a scientifically and traditionally precise record of extremely activities with regards to actual human beings. and that i wondered why God would enable Noah call down on a curse on someone who wasn't even THERE at the same time as Ham said Noah exceeded out and lower than the effect of alcohol and bare. besides the indisputable fact that the strangest element replaced into his insistence that the actual incontrovertible truth that Africans have massive lips, is data that Ham's descendants DESERVED the curse.

Answer 4

Did you see the lad, on the corner
He was standing drinking wine
Wears his overcoat in the summer
And short sleeves in the winter time

Takes his holidays, down at the bookies
Well he knows how to pick a horse
Village tramping round the countryside
He wears a smile, but he doesn't say much

Village idiot, he's complicated
Village idiot, simple mind
Village idiot, he does know something
But he's just not saying

Don't you know he's onto something
You can see it, you can see it in his eyes
Sometimes he looks so happy
As he goes strolling by

Oh village idiot, he's complicated
Village idiot, he's got a simple mind
Village idiot, must know something
But he's just not saying

Well you all know he's onto something
You can see it in his eyes
Sometimes he looks so happy
When he goes walking by
Sometimes he looks so happy
When he goes walking by
Sometimes he looks so happy

Answer 5

Went to the McDonalds parking lot with some of my friends... called them and told them we are from Brazil and we want reservations. We walked in there in suits and dresses, wine glasses, a table cloth, and nice dishes. It was a hoot!



Another crazy thing.... went to wal mart with my boyfriend and asked them for cherry flavored condoms, also went to the pharmacy with the bottle of KY and said I didn't understand how it worked. And made them explain it to me haha. I've played tag in wal mart, hid in the clothes racks and popped out at people, and ran around in the plant section with a leaf saying "My religion wants me to bless you," and waved the leaf over their heads. Then out in the parking lot, we put my boyfriend in a cart and rammed it into a curb so he went flying out.

Another time, I ordered chicken McNuggets at Taco Bell. Another time, me and my boyfriend were in the parking lot at the library, parked next to an old guy. We shook the car, I climbed on top of him and we made sex noises just to freak him out.
One time I was chucking twizzlers out the window at cars. One lady had her window down and the twizzler hit her in the face.


Oh, and then of course the prank phone calls! haha Yeah.... I've done a lot of stupid things!

Answer 6

Came outside running while it was snowing and fall down all the porch stairs

Answer 7

it was not funny to me but, i went skiing with my cuzins and what happened was that one of them could not get off the lift.and she is so upset. so all of us are trying to keep up with her and of course we have to take the terrain track, and i am speeding off of jumps, then there was one i could not see, so i go flying and land so hard that i lose my skis my helmet,and one pole, i looked like a pile! and my cousin is laughing so hard that she cant breath!

Answer 8

gave a old guy a heart attack me n my buddy were walking when we seen this guy sitting in his window watching tv so i ducked down n knocked on the window n when he looked i jumped up n yelled raharha old my grabed his heart n damn near died

Answer 9

where to start well once i forgot what a spoon was and had to ask my mum and another time i was talking to my friends and walked straight into an open door it hurt!!

Answer 10

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