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Two old boys stopped by the police in town, one had been drinking battery acid the other one had been eating fireworks. They charged the 1st one and let the other one off!

2006-12-20 06:48:04 · 25 answers · asked by The BudMiester 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

Later on they stole a calendar and got six months each.

2006-12-20 06:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by Roy S 3 · 1 0

101

2006-12-20 14:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by liam0_m 5 · 0 0

They should have put them in a dry cell for the night before charging them

2006-12-20 15:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by pigeon 3 · 0 0

The police should have charged both of them, but they probably had too much paperwork ! ! ! ! !
Loved the joke.

2006-12-20 15:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by JillPinky 7 · 0 0

Okay then. Why are they stopping by the police now? Nevermind ~ I don't want to be the party pooper.

2006-12-20 14:55:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0 0

good 1 lol 10/10

2006-12-20 15:07:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heard it years ago stevie b but its still a good joke 9/10

2006-12-20 15:11:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

One should have been charged with assault and battery, and and the other for shooting off his mouth.

2006-12-20 15:01:21 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2 0

ha,ha

2006-12-20 19:40:07 · answer #9 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0 0

Old but still very good.

2006-12-20 14:51:29 · answer #10 · answered by G Hardy 2 · 0 0

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