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Here is a list of words that my kids say differently, Please answer how your kids say them and if it embarreses you. Thanks!

1. BANANA -bagina (not so funny)
2. BROTHER -butter
3. SISTER -pisster(not funny either)
4. CRAYON -coloron
5. PHONE -moan
6. GUINE PIG -mini pig
7. BUNNY RABIT -runny babbit
8. CAMERA -picture taker
9. CHRISTMAS TREE -missmas tee
10. FOOD -boob (really not funny)
11. COMPUTER -comtooter or compooter
12. SPAGETTI -pasgetti
13. LASAGNA -beesanla
14. YELLOW -lello
15. BLUE -boo
16. GREEN -bean
17. RED -dead (gets me in trouble)
18. any other words you think are cute!

2006-12-20 06:39:07 · 27 answers · asked by baby oh's 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting Toddler & Preschooler

Thought of some more:
WRINKLES- pringles, like the chips
Light- might
Cut- butt
doggy- doogy
potato- I tay toe
barbie doll- boobie doo

2006-12-20 07:27:51 · update #1

27 answers

i had a little boy in my class one year (toddlers-- 12-24 month olds) and he had trouble with the 'tr' sound. it came out like an 'f'. so 'tr'uck became.......................... u got it! his mom said it was great fun when on the highway, with semis on both sides of the car. he would get excited, pointing and yelling 'big f*ck mommy, big f*ck!' we had a book of big trucks in the classroom that he loved to look at. it included a pic of a dump truck. well, his 'p' sound on that word sounded just like a 'b', so 'dumb'. put the two together, and 'dump truck' became........................u guessed it! 'dumb f*ck'. around x-mas time that year we told him to be sure to tell santa he wanted a big dump truck for christmas!

2006-12-24 08:51:03 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0 0

It's hilarious watching kids learn how to talk. He is 21 months, here are some of my favourite missed words:

Car - doop doop (comes from the sound a car horn makes)
Truck - tuck
Stuck - guck
Vroom - ummm
Milk - guk
That - dat
Tree - ti-ti
Light - diddle (?? no idea where this one came from!)
Cat - kiddy
S**t - Shat (ok, that one can be a little embarassing, he overheard his father one day and that was all it took. LOL)
Dora - Doh-do
Diego - Day-goo

LOL He is still figuring it all out. He talks alot and tends to make up his own words if he isn't sure how to pronounce a new word. Other than those ones, he pronounces everything else really well.

And I agree with an earlier answer, it will be a sad day when he CAN say everything right. Right now, I speak my sons language fluently, I would hate to lose that.

2006-12-20 09:44:28 · answer #2 · answered by BigM 2 · 0 0

My 2 year old says pretty much everything the way everyone has listed here. But the absolute worst thing...I hate to even write it...but I have to. My son watches Thomas the Tank Engine...more like he's obsessed with Thomas..and one of the trains is named Percy. Well..my son loudly says, "I want P***Y" just about everywhere we go. He's not talking about a woman's genitals. He's talking about a train. But it's sooooooooo embarrassing. Sometimes it's, "Look ma..it's P***Y" and I just want to run and hide.

Oh well...we've been practicing saying Perrrrrrrrrrrcy so he remembers the "r" instead of doubling up on the "s" sound.

Kids are fun huh?

Mari

2006-12-20 07:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by mari m 5 · 6 0

1. light ~ yight
2. brother~ bruda
3. knuckle sandwich~ muckle samitch
4. peanut butter & jelly~ pe-ut & jewee
5. Xavier~ Savior
6. Christmas tree~ kissmas twee
7. Isabella~ Fella
8. Blake~ Bake
9. Spagetti~ pasgetti
10. Lightening McQueen~ Yightneen Mac Ween

2006-12-20 07:16:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My daughter is turning 4 soon and is pretty good now at talking. We do however have one problem though. She has a hard time pronoucing the "cha" sound like "ch"ocolate and "ch"opper. Needless to say it is a complete nightmare if she spots "ch"alk in a store. Oh god, some of the looks I have received when she screams, "look mommy there's lots of "chalk." Oh boy!!!!!

2006-12-20 16:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by Ohsooocute 3 · 0 0

Banana- Bina
Christmas Tree- Kissmiss Tree
Computer-Puter
All her other words come out right

2006-12-20 09:06:24 · answer #6 · answered by pieceomind4me 3 · 0 0

I thought the question about "does it embarrass me?" Absolutely not. The important thing is that they are talking and communicating. Who cares what other people think? It's not like your kids are trying to offend. They will eventually say it right. So don't sweat the small stuff.

2006-12-27 08:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by cookie 1 · 0 0

Cookie=tookie
ketchup=chup
banana=nanners
crayon=frayon
please=peas
blanket=banky
want=ront

2006-12-26 17:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by Jen 3 · 0 0

hey u are so funny.
anyway when my baby cousin went to the zoo,
he saw the snakes and said that they were giant worms.
and i remmeber when i was a child i, i could get the word public right.
i always ends up at pubic!
and banana was banananana...

and hippotumus was hippopotumus!

haha dont worry about it.
these are components of language; phonology,semantics,syntax
that they have yet to mastered.(:

2006-12-28 03:33:30 · answer #9 · answered by Melissa 2 · 0 0

Mine's too little to talk yet, but her name is Genevieve and the little girl at the day care who is just over a year old always yells out JENNY when we get there, Its so cute

some of the other kids call her jewaweave, or jennaweave, or je-eve

2006-12-20 07:16:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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