What would YOU do for a Klondaike bar?

Question

Best Answer has someone's original idea name on it.

Answer 1

what wouldn't i do for a klondike bar?

Answer 2

i would eat a rusty SARS infested razor and walk blindfolded across a tightrope 78 stories above ground wearing ballet shoes greased with butter and KY.

then i would eat 34 pounds of rotting human flesh and then drink 3 gallons of antifreeze.


I REALLY LOVE KLONDIKE BARS.

Answer 3

not sure what a Klondalike bar is, looks like a cheap Chinese knock off from a klondike bar so I wouldn't do a damn thing, stupid Chinese.

Answer 4

What I want to know is, what would those Klondike people do for ME to get me to buy one!

Answer 5

1) Check wallet and ensure Klondike Coupon is present
2) Place wallet in pocket
3) Open garage door to house
4) Walk into garage and push garage door opener
5) Close garage door to house
6) Open car door
7) Get into car and sit in driver's seat
8) Close car door
9) Check mirrors (wife is always messing them up)
10) Start car
11) Put car in reverse and back out of garage
12) Push garage door opener in car
13) Put car in drive and head towards the supermarket, observing all local speed limits and regulations
14) Arrive at the supermarket and park car on upward slope, thus avoiding roaming carts
15) Place car in park
16) Turn off car
17) Open car door
18) Exit car and shut car door
19) Lock car with keyfob
20) Walk to supermarket
21)Enter supermarket using automated doors
22) Walk to frozen foods section
23) Open freezer case
24) Procure package of Klondike bars
25) Walk to front of supermarket and stand in 10-items or less checkout line
26) When my turn comes, hand preferred card and coupon to cashier
27) Specify plastic
28) Verify total, including discount
29) Swipe debit card
30) Verify Pin
31) Take receipt and bagged Klondike package
32) Walk out of store and use automated doors
33) Walk to car
34) Unlock car door using keyfob
35) Open car door
36) Get into car and sit in driver's seat
37) Start car
38) Place car in reverse
39) Carefully back out of parking spot
40) Place car in drive and head towards home, observing all local speed limits and regulations
41) Arrive at home and pull in driveway
42) Push garage door opener in car
43) Wait for garage door to open
44) Pull into garage
45) Place car in park
46) Turn off car and remove keys from ignition
47) Open car door and exit car
48) Close car door
49) Push garage door opener to close garage
50) Open garage door to house
51) Enter house
52) Close garage door to house
53) Look at box of Klondike bars
54) Throw box into trash "I hate that crap!"
55) Take schizophrenia medication

56) Pull box out of trash and call Jacqui

Answer 6

I would strip butt naked and do the "macarena" in the frozen food isle at "Safeway".

Answer 7

Nothing. Too much saturated fat to clog my arterties.

Answer 8

go to the store & buy some !

Answer 9

I'd give you ten points