A man sees a growth coming out from the center of his forehead and consults with a specialist who tells him he has a rare genetic disorder and what's happening to him is that a penis is growing out of his head.He is told that his life is not in danger, but it's inoperable due to its extensive root system. He is told to wear a hat and that it could be a whole lot worse.
"How can you say that? Every morning when I comb my hair or shave, I'm going to see a dick sticking out of my forehead. Do you know what that's gonna do to my ego?"
"You won't see anything," the doctor says. "Your balls will be in your eyes."
2006-12-20 06:26:11 · 23 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He could always be called dick head :)
2006-12-20 06:30:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the only element i will think of of besides an unusual delivery illness is probably she some how tore the interior her vaginal wall. If she did this then she may well be waiting to poop out of her vagina yet easily i could think of that the docs could have sewed her up as against giving her a bag to seize it.... additionally this could reason all forms of issues bacterial infections, bladder infections.... i'm distinctly specific the physician wouldnt enable feces consistently come from her vagina if this replaced into certainly authentic.
2016-10-05 13:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They said you wouldn't make it so far
And ever since they said it, it's been hard
But nevermind the nights you had to cry
Cause you have never let it go inside
You worked real hard
And you know exactly what you want and need
So believe and you can never give up
You can reach your goals
Just talk to your soul and say…
I believe I can
I believe I will
I believe I'll go on dreams that are real
I believe I'll stand
I believe I'll dance
I believe I'll grow real soon and
That is what I do believe
2006-12-20 07:17:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew it!!! I knew there must be a medical reason for all the many dick heads on the planet. Oh and the balls that explains their bad driving!! now I understand!
2006-12-20 11:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard before, but still thumbs up and a 6.
2006-12-20 07:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait a minute...I am a little confused..don't guys see with their balls anyway????
Good one...funny, ha,ha,
2006-12-20 06:33:40 · answer #6 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does seeing something have to do with his ego?
2006-12-20 06:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by drummerzac1 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Blah, Blah, Blah!!!
2006-12-20 06:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by mmh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2006-12-20 18:40:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is just plain weird.
2006-12-20 06:42:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋