2006-12-20 06:07:26 · 5 answers · asked by Thy Holy Corn Dog 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Put thou not thy Holy Corn Dog in thy Holy Corn Hole lest thou wishest to feel god's discipline and bondage.
2006-12-20 06:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by Dave P 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ah, of course, my gracious and pious comrade. Thou shalt feel the most terrible pain that ever befell any earthly being if thou dost not meditate most carefully before, during, and after the consumption of Thy Holy Corndog. And be sure to ask after the health of the most Holy animal from which it was made, also.
2006-12-20 06:17:57 · answer #2 · answered by Evevumeimei 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
From the recently discovered scrolls of the "Holy Corn Dog".
Stadium 3:16 "..and he went out into the crowds of the Stadium with Corn Dog held aloft. The people clamored for his divine sustenance and were PLEASED. The righteous then bowed their heads in prayer for the divine deliverances and were uplifted by the sight of the Holy Dog being passed from one followed to the next."
It finishes with this chilling end which surely must be the verse you ask about. ".. and in the land of Movie it was blasphemed most surely and prevented access and was thrown to the ground and trampled underfoot. The blaspheming were suddenly struck with the righteous indignation of the Corn and were afflicted with boils and a pestilence only cured by the appearance of the Holy Corn dog amongst them."
2006-12-20 06:14:54 · answer #3 · answered by wolf560 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knowest thou that thou shouldst take some classes in Shakespearian English, before thou dost make a complete idiot of thyself?
2006-12-20 06:16:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you put yours in your mouth and keep it there?
2006-12-20 08:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋