There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
2006-12-20 06:06:48 · 29 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great, I love blonde jokes!!!!!!
2006-12-20 06:43:39 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Petlover♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, I'm going to try that the next time I get a chance. I mean,The blonde still won.
2006-12-20 14:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha this is a good one, it shows that blonds are not always stupid! lol i never heard of a joke like this though.
2006-12-20 15:35:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-12-20 14:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
It was cute.. I'd give it 3 out of 4 stars!!
2006-12-20 14:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good one.... I have never heard of a "not so dumb blonde" joke....
Funny
2006-12-20 15:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, she should have handed him $55... that guy's probably blonde..
2006-12-20 16:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by Konrad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very clever.
2006-12-20 15:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by Taylor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it.
2006-12-20 14:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by StormyC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah that's pretty funny
2006-12-20 14:09:29 · answer #10 · answered by ** i Am hiS giRL ** 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋