i lent a geezer 3 grand for a face lift, now i dont know what he looks like ???
2006-12-20 05:54:16 · 14 answers · asked by PAZ.....GTFC 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty good lol 8/10
2006-12-20 07:37:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Say... could you help an old geezer out? I need $3000 for a face lift. No, make that $5000 so that I can buy some new clothes... I can get lasic surgery on my eyes for $2000, so add that on if you will..And I need to have a colonoscopy to check my colon. That's $1500 or more... And just one more thing, I need a plane ticket to Florida.
A friend of mine will be by to pick up the money..thanks....
Merry Christmas
2006-12-20 14:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have to be joking, have you got anything between your ears? Who lends a 'geezer' 3 grand anyway??
2006-12-20 14:00:49 · answer #3 · answered by me again 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one love i do understand he was not good enough to wake up every morning too.hope he comes back looking better and not all wound up love.and off his face.
2006-12-20 14:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2006-12-20 15:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by Kim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEARD IT B 4 BUT NOT BAD
2006-12-20 13:59:11 · answer #6 · answered by gonzo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A fool and his money are soon parted eh ?
2006-12-20 13:58:59 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
who gives someone 3 grand anyway...
*reaches into wallet*
2006-12-20 13:57:26 · answer #8 · answered by <3 a friend 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
OH MY SHAME hahahhah
2006-12-21 10:35:15 · answer #9 · answered by victim-snatcher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny.....guess you learned a lesson ;)
2006-12-20 13:57:20 · answer #10 · answered by Mom of Four 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋