it needs to be a christmas joke, clean, and work in a christmas sermon.
2006-12-20 04:52:03 · 5 answers · asked by mike 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full."
The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have vacancies."
The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, "You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..."
Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeable and said, "I'll have you know I converted to your religion."
The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?"
Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem."
"Very good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more."
Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born in a manger."
"That's right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?"
Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, "Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"
2006-12-20 04:59:02 · answer #1 · answered by braennvin2 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that
symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
Saint Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
2006-12-20 12:57:20 · answer #2 · answered by Irish_Girl 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q: What do you call Santa's little helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses
2006-12-20 12:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by listen68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a site called ajokeaday.com you might find something there.
2006-12-20 13:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might find something here
2006-12-22 06:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by cool_crib 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋