I've tried everything- throwing boots in his mouth, two-by-fours, hand grenades, dropping an anvil on him, throwing him in a doghouse and nailing it shut with boards, tying him to a tree on top of a mountain top miles away...but he always returns good as new and crowing louder than ever. I even tried reasoning with him. What do I do?
2006-12-20 04:35:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
are you in a cartoon??
2006-12-20 04:43:00 · answer #1 · answered by jrs wife! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If this is your biggest problem, then you should count your blessings.
(Assuming your home is one you own, in the country, where its legal to have live chickens on your property)
Consider yourself lucky: in many cities & towns, you cannot have livestock of any kind.....
And just think about those fresh eggs you're getting!
2006-12-20 04:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by dj_mc_entertainment 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take him for a ride to another neighborhood.
2006-12-20 04:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by beez 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat some fresh chicken soup tonight. It will do you well.
2006-12-20 04:46:01 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Cellophane 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GRAB THAT LITTLE C O C K BY THE THROAT AND GIVE IT A TWIST !!!!!!!!
2006-12-20 05:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
be thankful he isn't a rabbit!!
2006-12-20 04:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by ankle biter tamer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shoot it
2006-12-20 04:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by cookiesmom 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋