An executive had to get rid of one of his staff and narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. They were both equally qualified and did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning which ever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before; but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you just jack off? I feel like crap."
2006-12-20 04:16:00 · 14 answers · asked by cluckie_the_chicken1 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one. (Thumbs up!)
2006-12-20 05:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by SteelerFan_2006_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a great one!! Either she had too much to drink the night before or she had too much fun. I could just imagine how the Executive reacted to her answer!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-12-20 13:11:58 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before but I still think it's funny.
2006-12-20 12:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OO my gosh that is awesome i needed a good laugh and that was it... that is hilarious! well thnx for the laugh it was desperately needed!
2006-12-20 12:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by Tara M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i never heard that one befor but it was good
2006-12-20 13:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So who got fired?
2006-12-20 12:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by Mitch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a sIut lol!
2006-12-20 12:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud one
2006-12-20 12:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard that but that just made my day. working in a bank, that made me laugh. :-) thanks
2006-12-20 12:40:29 · answer #9 · answered by a.gatenby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HMMM i don't think that she was sopposed to do that!!!
2006-12-20 13:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by Brian.P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋