all the kids and pets in the neighborhood. Besides looking like a complete baffoon and lowering the property values, what is the best way to inform him that wearing white in winter is a total faux paux?
2006-12-20 04:05:52 · 8 answers · asked by West of Encino 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I am sorry to laugh. You should add pictures to your question. If wearing white is the only problem you are having, I suggest giving him maybe a different color thong. Red might be perfect for the season.
2006-12-20 04:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by redstripedmama 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just let the winter set in. 1 of 3 things will happen. 1) he'll stay in for the rest of the winter, 2) he'll wear more clothing or 3) he'll freeze himself to death and that'll be the end of the story for him.
2006-12-20 04:15:34 · answer #2 · answered by gregtkt120012002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time you walk your dog, collect the dog's excrement in a paper bag. Then place the paper bag at the door step of the old geezer and light it on fire. Ring the doorbell. When he opens the door to stamp out the fire, he will step on dog doo as well. He'll get the message.
2006-12-20 04:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by trer 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Prez say he and Bamma do this all the time. Prez say thong comfortable to walk around in. Prez say he know better not to wear white after labor day though. Prez say he wear neutral color- tan, beige, brown. Prez say maybe you go to neighbor and tell him that you think he look better in other color? Prez say bring him robe. Prez say he surprised kid didnt say something and run away crying. Prez say kids say darndest thing. Prez better know.
2006-12-20 04:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Buy him a robe for Christmas.
Or you could always duct tape some pj's onto him after getting him drunk.
Good luck with that!
2006-12-20 04:08:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If this is a true story - call the police to report indecent exposure. Women can't just walk around in their underwear. Neither should he.
2006-12-20 04:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Tell him it's only legal if he puts on a Santa hat with it.
2006-12-20 04:56:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you sure it's a thong? It might be a white diaper!!~~~
2006-12-20 04:07:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋