Indifferent?

Question

One day, during English class, Miss Figpot asked her class, "who can tell me the meaning of indifferent?" The class fidgets a little, and they all look at one another. No one knows.
Finally, Little Johnny sticks up his hand. The teacher, hesitant to call on him because of his propensity for foul language and sexual inuendo, looks for another student to ask.
Finally when no one else raises their hand, she says, "yes, Johnny?" "Miss Figpot, it's means lovely."
Relieved, but a little puzzled, the teacher says, "Johnny, can you explain why you think indifferent means lovely?"
"Sure, teach. Last night when I was in bed, I heard Mom say, 'that's lovely'. Dad replied to her, 'Yep, it's in different.'"

Answer 1

Now THATS funny!

Answer 2

Thats a Good Joke and that is Little Johnny.

Here are some for you
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Artistic Little Johnny

Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book. It looked so realistic, that when Miss Baker saw the fly sitting on the notebook, she slammed it with a ruler. The fly didn't fly away. So she slammed the book once again, again the fly didn't fly away.

This drove Miss Baker really mad, so she started to pound the book with the ruler and, as a result, the grade book became a bunch of torn sheets of paper. With the class laughing, she realized what had happened. Then Miss Baker called Little Johnny's father to school.

"You see what your son did to our class grade book?" she said.

"That's nothing." replied the father. "Last month, he drew a naked woman on a fence and for two weeks straight I was pulling splinters out of my d ick."
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naughty little Johnny @ the class

During one of her daily classes, a teacher was trying to teach good manners,

asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady,

how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

"What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I'm sorry,

but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at

the dinner table."

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your

good manners?"

I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to

shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to

meet after dinner."
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BYE
Imtiyaz G

Answer 3

good one

Answer 4

KEEP IT LIKE THAT NICE AND CLEAN AND YET FUNNY.

Answer 5

lol that is funny

Answer 6

So bad...its good

Answer 7

lol

Answer 8

lol ;p

Answer 9

i don't get it

Answer 10

HAHAHAHAHHAHA