Santas tired hes got a shotgun and one bullet, whose name is on it and why
2006-12-20 02:28:41 · 28 answers · asked by ichi_ban_gaijin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My wife and me too!!
2006-12-20 02:35:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-12-20 11:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The tooth fairy... gotta be the tooth fairy.
Look, the B#$%H gets you all fired up with expectation when your a kid, gives us our first taiste of market economics, gets u used to the crisp dollar bills or shiney pound coins that appeared in the morning with absolute reliability then .....
I aint seen the lazy cow in years, provided tooth after tooth..till i had to use a 2nd pillow cos of lumpy tooth mountain under my head...... hrrrrm yup..the Tooth fairy, she aint responded to my letters or my breach of contract law suit so the B$#%$h has gotta die.
I dream of the moment the two come face to face:
Santa: "hey, Tooth Fairy!"
TF : "go away ya olde perve"
Santa: "say ello to my little friend!"
Silance then: Dacca Dacca Dacca Dacca Dacca Click.
(please note i have supplied santa with a full clip for his full Auto Colt AR15 .... one bullet aint messy enough)
Merry Xmas to all save the cursed fairy
2006-12-20 15:02:35 · answer #3 · answered by Zarathustra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tickle Me Elmo - No doubt about this because after delivering 1Million+ of those suckers he going to be losing his mind come 12/26.
2006-12-20 10:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by fatcat4009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mrs. santa?
Now her out of the way he can marry a younger chick!
2006-12-20 10:32:44 · answer #5 · answered by Janey 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it has to be the makers of Ninteno Wii or Playstation, how long does santa have to stand in line or pay on ebay to get one
2006-12-20 10:41:23 · answer #6 · answered by twattyrell 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usama Bin Laden, maybe if we got rid of him the world might be a better place. Oh who am i kidding, there will always be terrorist in the world.
2006-12-20 10:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by mmh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DR. Phil...Hes tired of being turned down for sex by the Misses, cuz she wants to see the ending of his show! lol
2006-12-20 12:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better ask the Santa.
He Knows That Well
2006-12-20 10:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Osama Bin Laden!
2006-12-20 10:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by No, You. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kris Kringle - Goddam impersonatin' muthaf**ker!!
2006-12-20 10:31:58 · answer #11 · answered by PvteFrazer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋