2006-12-20 02:04:19 · 11 answers · asked by monica janinniene robles 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Go out for a drink then on to a strip club...
2006-12-20 02:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by heidavey 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shake his hand. Tell him how greatfull I am that he has come to take all the Xians. I'd invite him over for dinner. we would laugh and have a jolly time. Then as the last Xian finally boarded the bus I'd invite him to join me in a circle. I would give thanks that I can finally practice my beliefs without persicution or hatred towards me and my friends. I would ask that he be blessed by the God and Goddess and have a safe journey. Then right before he got on the bus, I'd give him some ear pluggs and a Bible. Saying you may find this interesting. Blessed be! Sdw
2006-12-20 10:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by Gladfly & Sdw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would do a little dance and hop yelling out,"I knew it, I was right,ha, ha!" Then Jesus would elbow me in the stomach and say,"Hey, you're giving me a bad rep!And quit dancing, if I wanted you to dance, I would have given it to you as one of the holy spirits' gift." Then with my embarrassment, I would tell Him that I've been waiting for Him for a long time, and I love Him.
2006-12-20 10:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by Jesus junkie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, He did come today. In fact, Jesus returned in 1863 in the person of Baha'u'llah, in the same way that John the Baptist is the return of Elijah.
Baha'u'llah IS the Return of Jesus Christ in the Glory of the Father.
2006-12-20 10:07:52 · answer #4 · answered by darth_maul_8065 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Perhaps you thought I was a Christian? Let me ask you, what if Mohomad or Krishna or Buddha came to your door? Would you still be looking for Jesus? Maybe you should spend more time loving your self and the people that you meet and less time worrying about what religion people are.
2006-12-20 10:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by P Y 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why should one expect Jesus to come from somewhere today when he is there everywhere in all people!
2006-12-20 10:08:42 · answer #6 · answered by Sami V 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately! That wold be the best thing that could happen to me today.
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RX-7 if he is dead & his followers claim that he has risen from the dead...then where is his body?
If you claim he is dead, produce the body just like you can other people who have died. We know where the tomb is.
In fact, if you can produce his body, I will give you my house, my cars, and everything I have in the bank.
2006-12-20 10:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by Jeff- <3 God <3 people 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet Jesus is a little more understanding and forgiving than you think he is.
2006-12-20 10:06:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No I am not ready and would probably hang my head in shame.
2006-12-20 10:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by iwant_u2_wantme2000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus isnt going to come today. He's dead!!!!!!!!!!! Get a life!
2006-12-20 10:11:00 · answer #10 · answered by RX-7!! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋