Im going to break up with the weak POS on Christmas, after I get my gifts of course.. I was thinking of wrapping a box and putting a pair of clothes with a note saying "we're broken up, your homeless" and then have her on her way. Or should I buy her a portable heater to keep her warm on the streets at night??
2006-12-20 01:44:51 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
you sound pure evil. Don't you have the balls to break up with her like a man!!!!
Do her a favour and break up with her who needs a **** like you !!!
2006-12-20 01:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by Delete 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to grow up, jackass! You sound very young and immature.
If she's homeless on the streets where is she getting electricity for the heater?
Why wait for her to give you gifts, you loser?
Best way to handle this situation is tell her that she deserves someone better because you're a POS. Tell her that you're childish, selfish and ignorant. Then help her pack your stuff and watch you leave as she let's the door knob hit you where the good Lord split you.
2006-12-20 01:53:00 · answer #2 · answered by Pisces Princess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a jerk for breaking up with a woman on Christmas, and even more for throwing her out on the street like that! Break up with her before you get your gifts, thats just rude and heartless. That woman deserves so much better than you.
2006-12-20 01:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by Flagstones925 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just want to say that you are heartless. I mean people say that women are golddiggers but uhh look at you. First of all you don't break up with someone that way. Your not in middle school anymore. And on Christmas you better hope she doesnt glock 9 you.
2006-12-20 01:48:13 · answer #4 · answered by MZ.NEZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the relationship really that bad for you to be so nasty! I hope to God you haven't got a place together with just you 2 living there. Coz if my bloke said that to me, he would be the one walking out the door with a heater!
Just tell her you don't want to be with her anymore. Then you'll have to be all adult and boring and discuss what is going to happen! Ha, lucky you!
2006-12-20 01:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If U R not pulling our legs and propose to actually do this, you will very soon rue the day. By the time U R a sadder & wiser man, the Girl would be far happier.
2006-12-20 01:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing how you're a superficial selfish anus anyway I'd try the direct approach ... after you get your gifts, of course. Oh, and I'd skip the heater and just have her remember THE REAL you -- the exceedingly cold unfeeling clod that you are you are.
2006-12-20 01:49:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty sick the whole thing. You should certainly not get your presents first if you liked or loved her at all. I don't know what she did to you, but I am almost sure she doesn't deserve to be treated like this. The best and most respectful way is to be honest and elaborate.
2006-12-20 01:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by Julia S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite way of breaking up with somebody is taking them out in the woods, pretending to have a great romantic surprise, then poking them in the eye with a smoldering sharp stick, jumping in the car, and driving off! They actually get over the break up much faster, which doesn't really matter to me anyway.
~Satan
2006-12-20 01:49:29 · answer #9 · answered by sixgun 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The easiest way to somehow let her know that you are having an affair with another girl. Put a girl's panty in your jacket pocket. Spray yourself with a new female perfume. She will get the idea without you having to say anything.
2006-12-20 01:47:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hello It's best to be straight up and kind. She has feelings and so do you. You would later regret it if you don't show her some respect, be nice but to the point.
2006-12-20 01:49:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋