This blonde was beeing chased by the cops at a very high speed
on her rear View mirror she hung a freshner ,A TREE and the cops finnally caught her ,they asked her how come she was swirving and speeding ,she REPLY didnt you see all those TREES?
GOT IT?
Hope i spell all the words right ,i speak 5 languages and sometimes its hard for me .
2006-12-19 16:53:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For the member who ask ,how many i speak and write ,English,Portuguese,spanish ,Italian .And French .
It was mandatory to be Bilingual ,when i was in school and college .
Im Brazilian
2006-12-20 04:32:33 · update #1
A good joke. Had a good laugh. thank u.
name the 5 languages you speak. how many of those can you write?
2006-12-19 18:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by cooldude 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was once over at her boyfriend's condominium for breakfast. She was once hanging in combination a puzzle whilst he made pancakes. She mentioned to him, "Sweetie support me with my puzzle! The entrance of the field suggests a tiger however i cant make any portions have compatibility!" So he comes over to support. He appears on the desk for a minute then says to her in a variety voice, "Honey, to start with, you're going to in no way get any of those pipces to suit in combination or resemble a tiger. Second, we could blank up this mess and positioned all the Frosted Flakes again within the field." why are there no brunette jokes? so blondes dont must fear approximately remembering them!
2016-09-03 12:47:05 · answer #2 · answered by yarrington 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She kicks open the car door!
2006-12-19 19:03:13 · answer #3 · answered by baloneycurtains 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that one was good about 10 years ago
heard this the other day, probably old but i had never heard it
A brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "That is highly unlikely," says the doctor.
"Please, show me," So she takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and yells in pain, and so on and so forth.
Finally the doctor looks at her and says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a blonde, right?"
She looks surprised and says, "Yes, Doctor!!" "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
2006-12-19 18:00:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
did you hear about the blond wolf caught in a trap?
it chewed off three legs and was still trapped
2006-12-19 17:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by al p 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny but an old joke! Ok, though!
2006-12-19 21:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blonds walk in to a bar, the brunet ducked.
2006-12-19 16:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by mongo_wood 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol blonds are supposedly domb so the tree was swinging and she thought they were real trees
2006-12-19 17:00:36 · answer #8 · answered by kiana s 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thats funny hey pick me for best answer
2006-12-19 17:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by canarybrd09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your husband is Debra Harry?
2006-12-19 16:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋