Would He go to protest abortion clinics? Would He be preaching at a mega-church? Would He be on Springer? Would He go to big Christian conferences? Would He go to hospitials, nursing homes, and orphinages? Would He go to bars? Would He go to strip-clubs? Would He be on the net? What about TV and the Radio?
Simply, where would Jesus go and where do you think He wouldn't go?
And, if you want a real brain buster. How does that line up with where you go?
2006-12-17 20:46:47 · 9 answers · asked by lightbringer1979 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Please try and stay within the boundaries of the question. I'm well aware of Revelation, tribulation, and all of that fun jazz. But, postpone your urge to show your theological knowledge and try to use your imagination. If I didn't make clear the instructions, let me do so now. Where would Jesus go if He came down here for a year to just hang out?
2006-12-17 20:55:28 · update #1
Ok, another P.S. for those who are incapable of thinking in the hypethetical. Please don't answer if you can't play along. I love all of those who are too holy to imagine... but suspend your self-righteousness if only for a moment. I'm sure God can give you enough strength to do so,lol.
P.S.S. I'm a seminary student and the only thing that really irratates me are those who broadcast "Oh, if only you knew what I know... but alas". This question is meant to be fun, mentally and spiritually stimulating, and not a place to expose self-righteousness
2006-12-17 21:06:41 · update #2
PSSS, to the one entertaining retiry.
That is fantastic about your retirement and marriage.
I'm a Chaplain candidate in the Army, happily married, leading ministries... um oh wait. This question isn't about how righteous I think I am or how good I think I am. It WAS ABOUT JESUS, now wasn't it. So lets refrain from talking about how great we think we are and just wonder for a moment about where Jesus would go if He came back for a year to hang out.
2006-12-17 21:25:50 · update #3
LoL. Ok birdy, I'm glad you are capable of insulting millions of pastors with your cliche' cemetary joke (well done, never heard that one before). And since were keeping the ad hoc fun going (which you started and I will further entertain) for some reason this question offened you. Now it couldn't have offened you theologically, because I did state this as a hypothetical question. So, I awesome that some how the answer you thought about must have some how hurt. Why else would you lash out at others? Seriously? Do you really think you know how much I know about Revelations? Have you taken Eschatology or have you studied the book of Revelations indepthly and under someone who you consider smarter then yourself? I love you bro, but you are acting like a judgemental Pharisee. This question wasn't meant to offend, but you found an offense, stood on a pulpit of self-righteousness, and spouted ignorance. Try re-reading the question and really consider it. Its really not that "slick"
2006-12-20 05:42:00 · update #4
I reckon Jesus is already in all those places. The Kingdom of GOD is pretty well everywhere these days. I guess some folk just have a hard time seeing it. Maybe we could get them some new glasses. You think?
May GOD richly bless you.
2006-12-17 20:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is no brain buster to me, First of all, The only place I go is to church & grocery store & gas station, I have no deire for nightclubs, Bars, Movies, Or anykind of things like that, I have a faithful wife & I have always been faithful to her, you may say how do I know, Because she is with me 24/7 I am retired . As far as where Jesus may go, well since you wrote this question in a slicky way he would first come to you & tell you to grow up. Well Friend now I will add onto my answer since I see that you are a cemetary, I mean Seminary student. You think you know Revelation, But that book is a love letter for the BRIDE ONLY. You do not know how to understand anything in Revelation.
2006-12-17 20:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your issue is that Jesus has already made the invitation and this is prolonged to all WHO answer by using earnest repentance. Jesus isn't everywhere - yet God is. Jesus suggested to "ask the father" once you pray. maximum of diverse Christian faiths ignore approximately base easy to comprehend concepts. jointly as i'm helpful Jesus makes occasional visits with elect adult males, he isn't everywhere on the comparable time. you elect Jesus or God to ring your telephone? Why? on your guy or woman entertainment? that's no longer happening. we could say Jesus did call you up. you will brush aside the call as a prank or some damaging schmuck who's delusional - or - a minimum of a prank. Are you waiting for Jesus to placed on a easy-instruct or what? Jesus is interior the Salvation agency no longer instruct agency regardless of what those apostate television money Preachers say or do. They love a stable instruct greater merely approximately as stable as they love the money they are able to rake in by using gullible trusting souls. actual Salvation isn't what they are after the two in the different case they could lose tonnes of money. God is Spirit - Jesus is Glorified Flesh.., having a clean physique and has been given all authority over each thing God has different than God himself. contained in direction of due time, Jesus palms all of the authority and potential back to the father whilst the final enemy has been conquered. Flesh cant be everywhere at one time, neither Glorified flesh (that's immortal/countless) nor widely used flesh and blood as we are (finite).
2016-12-15 03:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends if He wants a holiday, or would be coming here to work a few miracles, and tell stories again to people to give them advice. He would be shocked at our callousness to animals and to each other. Maybe He would go to some mountains to reflect on where the Creator went wrong to make such a horrendous species. I love mountains too so if I knew He was there I would go and make a heartfelt apology to Him from most of us.
2006-12-17 21:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by Juliette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus would walk / go all the places teeming with daily life and toil. I don't think he would walk around especially looking for the ousted and the poor. They would be everywhere.
2006-12-17 20:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by KirstenP 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have to answer that.....Got your drift !!! Very good !! I'm gonna see how people respond to your question....... Glad someone will take a stand....Lets see how many thumbs down I get for agreeing with you........ Gonna be interesting........
2006-12-17 20:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by Missy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
two events in his return:
1- rapture the church
2- 2nd advent to set up his 1,000 year kingdom
2006-12-17 20:49:31 · answer #7 · answered by readthekjv1611@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he would go to Kansas City and eat at Denny's
2006-12-17 20:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by Da Vinci Code Revolution 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
to the whor** & would save them.
2006-12-17 20:49:51 · answer #9 · answered by rajesh bhowmick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋