You must get some fresh milk, preferably do the milking yourself, of the famed Peruvian swamp goat. Once a year (on the 15th of March) it's milk will be yellowish brown in colour. Make sure you put this into a thermos flask until you get home. This is crucially important. Next, you need to get a baked potato from Marks & Spencer. Put this into a bowl and cover the potato in your goat's milk. Put the whole lot out in the garden and leave for 24 hours and when the time is up, go out and fetch the bowl. If you have done everything correctly up until this point, you'll have found that there should be nothing left except a bunch of dead slugs, which will have consumed the bowl's contents during the night. Next, take the slugs into the kitchen and get yourself a pestle and mortar. Grind those suckers into a paste and finally smear liberally onto the affected area. Don't throw out the remainder of the paste, it makes a good filling for muffins... not just muffs.
2006-12-16 09:45:41
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answered by Oliver T 4
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This sounds like a yeast infection. You should go out and buy some 7 day yeast infection cream (such as Monistat 7) and if it doesn't clear up in a few days then see a doctor. It will not hurt you to use the cream, but if you would prefer to see a doctor first to find out what it is for sure that wouldn't hurt either.
2006-12-16 19:12:06
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answered by Christine 3
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You may very well have a yeast infection. Don't douche. Douching could make the situation worse. You could begin to bounce between a yeast infection and bacterial vaginosis. Either one of these can be terribly inconvenient and aggravating. BV however can cause a fishy odor. See the links below.
2006-12-16 18:03:12
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answered by Kokomira 3
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You probably have a yeast infection. Most women get them multiple times throughout their life and it is nothing to be ashamed of.
Do go to your doctor however just to make sure. We're not doctors on here and don't know your situation too well.
In the meantime, drink water, get some vagisil and apply often.
I've found that after applying vagisil, also applying baby powder seems to really take away the itch.
2006-12-16 21:08:37
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answered by Anonymous
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it could be yeast, but it could also be bacterial vaginosis or trichomonas some other kind of vaginitis. Go to your doctor to have it checked out and you can get a prescription for the proper treatment for whatever you have.
We see this stuff all the time; no need to be embarassed!
2006-12-16 16:51:00
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answered by DrPye 1
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You probably have a yeast infection. It's WAY common, no need to be embarrased. There are over-the-counter creams you can inject - try that first.
2006-12-16 16:44:16
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answered by itsjustfoolishness 3
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I think you may have an STD's hurry up to see your doctor just in case. If you have an STD it is very helpful to detect it early so you can start your treatment ASAP and it will be easier and faster to get rid of it (unless you have Herpes, AIDS or HIV that as we all know don't have a cure).
2006-12-17 01:45:40
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answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 4
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Could be just Thrush,but you need to go to your Dr and find out if it is,so you can treat the correct thing,if it is its just a matter of a cream, or a tablet now they have out for it.
2006-12-16 16:44:38
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answered by staffie lover from Aussie 3
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go to the dr.
drink lots of water, take monostat, wash well, wear loose underwear or shorts when possible , like to bed or around the house
2006-12-16 16:46:50
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answered by Anonymous
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you most likely have a yeast infection. try going to your local store and getting a medication for it
2006-12-16 16:49:54
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answered by star lover 3
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