We are organising a Rude Food cocktail party, using insinuating food. I need some suggestions! For example- for food- little boys (cocktail franks), chicken flaps, meatballs, penis pasta etc
for cocktails- screaming orgasm, FQ, co*k sucking cowboy etc.
Can you suggest anything else that would be funny and a little bit naughty?
2006-12-15 16:57:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
A cocktail party, so you probably only want small foods, right?
You could get crackers and put two little dabs of cheese or other spreads, and top with, well, you get the idea...
Also, visit your local bakery or such, and take a look at their small desserts, you might see things like cannoli cookies that already look a tad suggestive.
Have you considered chocolate fondue? It has some possibilities...
2006-12-21 08:25:54 · answer #1 · answered by Jean Talon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 04:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I volunteered in a fraternal order's lodge for many wedding receptions over several years. I have seen about every variety of wedding reception from totally dry to fully open bar. There is nothing tacky about offering appetizers during the cocktail hour with beer and wine for the duration of the event. Of course you may get some devoted drinkers who would prefer hard liquor so perhaps you can arrange with your caterer to offer a cash bar for them. In my opinion, guests should be satisfied with whatever the wedding party provides and you shouldn't be overly concerned about one or two people who may feel it's necessary to complain. (There is usually one in every crowd). BTW, don't forget to offer soda or non-alcoholic beverages for minors or anyone who doesn't drink. Congratulations and good luck!
2016-04-06 00:20:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is a recipe for the Kitty Litter Cake:
CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent
SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper
1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan.
Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.
2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl.
Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in
mixture.
3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable.
Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle
remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.
4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining
Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!
2006-12-16 07:07:25 · answer #4 · answered by Mary L 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The adult bookstore near where I live has candy molds cake pans and cookie cutters in suggestive shapes. You could check out one near you to see if they have something similar.
2006-12-19 04:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clean out a plant pot. Bake chocolate cake. Break into chunks, mix with gummy worms, and pile back into the pot. Add some melted chocolate or caramels for a variety of colors. Poop pot cake!
2006-12-20 08:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by soxrcat 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
CUT DIFFERENT PIECES OF FRUIT , IN EROTIC SHAPES & ADD TO YOUR CHOICE OF A JELLO MOLD. BUY A BOX OF 1 -1 1/2 OZ SHOOTER GLASSES-- PUT HALF TAB OF ALEZESTER & CLUB SODA--STRAP RUBBER OVER RIM & PRESTO, WATCH THE FLOWER GROW! ENJOY
2006-12-15 17:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by kwhic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife once made this cake that looked like a cat litter box, had the poop and stuff going on, she just did it with chocolate icing, looked like the real crap to me. I have seen it on All Recipes.com
2006-12-15 17:02:19 · answer #8 · answered by kblair0317 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
drinks- buttery nipples, purple hooters, sex on the beach
You should somehow include orchids into your overall design. They look very much like vaginas.
2006-12-16 11:21:20 · answer #9 · answered by lunachick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my neighbor found a local bakery that made a "penis" cake for her "sex toy" party...everyone thought it was hysterical.
also..loverslane.com has "party favors" etc. click here..warning..adult content..
http://www.loverslane.com/Party+Supplies+Favors/cid=122/shop.axd/Products
they have a penis cake mold, and many other ideas!
2006-12-15 17:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by jessified 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋