I would prefer to make something, even if it comes out spendy. Any ideas you would have would be helpful. A lady at work once received a pair of slippers from someone that were made out of maxi pads. They even had non-slip soles! :)
Anything like that would work. Thanks in advance for all clever ideas.
2006-12-13 12:58:45 · 11 answers · asked by googi 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
Can be clean or dirty, doesn't matter either way.
2006-12-13 13:05:52 · update #1
Look at what you can do with toilet paper:
http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.zefrank.com/giveaway2/index.html
2006-12-13 13:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We did this one year - bought a small hoe and tied a 2 dollar bill to it - "Here's your $2.00 ho! " One year we went out to the pasture and scooped up a big ole cow patty - and put it into a cake box - frosted it and put on sprinkles! That was horrible - but again - got a really big laugh. One year we bought a bathroom plunger, spray painted it gold and glittered it with gold and then glued on big fake jewels - attached a note that said "A scepter for your throne room."
Hope this helps!
2006-12-13 17:22:11 · answer #2 · answered by Karla R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We went to Christmas party last year and were instructed to bring funny gifts for exchange. I got a "Santa style negligee " at Walmart foer less than $12.00. It was a big hit. It also comes in a variety of sizes. Have fun.
2006-12-13 13:39:42 · answer #3 · answered by lugar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a kitty litter cake? This is actually an edible cake but it looks like kitty litter.
1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird's® dessert mix)
1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls®
1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper
Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans).
Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.
Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix until completely colored.
When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Important: mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it too soggy. Combine gently.
Line a new, clean kitty litter box. Put the cake/pudding/cookie mixture into the litter box.
Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls bury them in the mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly on top of everything -- this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.
Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around for a truly disgusting effect!
There is a picture on the site where I got the recipe. http://www.fabulousfoods.com/recipes/dessert/cakes/kittylittercake.html
or you might try
Snowman Poop
Materials:
Mini-marshmallows
Plastic bag
Ribbon
Tag/Verse
Instructions:
Put a handful of mini-marshmallows in plastic bag.
Tie off with pretty holiday ribbon.
Print and attach tag with verse.
Give to friends and family as a fun holiday joke
You've been naughty
So here's the Scoop
You're getting nothing
But Snowman Poop!
2006-12-13 14:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by celhabti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well go to a gag gift store get an idea of what you want to do go home make it and if that dont work be the gag gift
2006-12-13 13:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Attach a snorkel mask and tube to two small boards that sit on the shoulders. Voila! Muff Diving Kit.
2006-12-13 13:37:18 · answer #6 · answered by xovenusxo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its nasty, but there's a site on the net that'll send out a cow-pie to someone. An by cow-pie, i do mean a cow turd, shaped and put into a pie crust. How great is that?
2016-05-23 22:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about gingerbread cookies (or any cookies) in the shape of dog bones? You could put it in a brown paper bag and label it "So and So's Doggie Bag?"
2006-12-13 13:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cat poop cookies. They are oatmeal cocoa cookies, shaped like cat poop, then you buy a new cat pan and pooper scooper and sprinkle grapenuts cereal in the cat pan to look like cat litter, and put the poop cookies in there. When you serve them, use the poop scoop.
2006-12-13 14:26:32 · answer #9 · answered by summer_00_butterfly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
toothbrush floss and toothpaste with a bag of m&ms or a car piece with some candy
2006-12-13 13:23:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's a compact that does a sexy whistle! the font of it said 40 isn't so bad, just look at yourself!
2006-12-16 08:21:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋