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They are coming from the beach into my house. What can I do?

2006-12-11 03:02:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Diseases & Conditions STDs

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When I was young I suffered the same problem. I fought back by laying down trip mines and giant pits filled with spikes. I even went as far as automated turrent shotguns in every room but the government said something about safety of passerbyers, i wasnt paying attention.
Eventually my friend, the crabs took over my love shack and I was overrun. Now i have to life with the itchy b4st4rds every day.
Good Luck My Friend and dont forget the landmines

2006-12-11 07:53:22 · answer #1 · answered by Elite 3 · 0 0

create a moat around ur beach house and a draw bridge and go medieval on the crabs.

2006-12-11 03:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by cheez 3 · 1 0

Eat them I don't know but wow that is something to see I wasn't want your job of cleaning that up.
If they smell the other crabs being cook they may not come back.

2006-12-11 03:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by Linda 7 · 1 0

I wish I lived on the beach! Count yourself lucky.

2006-12-11 03:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well, you can do rain dance, pray to gods, or get can wd-40, lighter, and light up the sumbitches

2006-12-11 03:05:41 · answer #5 · answered by hornyindianchieftess 1 · 0 0

Qwell works every time and you can get it at the drug store

2006-12-11 03:04:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Cook 'em up yum!

2006-12-11 04:01:40 · answer #7 · answered by Maggie 5 · 0 0

move away from the beach... fight back

2006-12-11 03:05:14 · answer #8 · answered by Samantha 1 · 0 0

Boil them for supper!!!

2006-12-11 06:49:37 · answer #9 · answered by garydonkidd 1 · 0 0

add some oldbay to them...they taste great..yum yum.....can i come over...

2006-12-11 03:32:37 · answer #10 · answered by hatchetmistress 3 · 0 0

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