A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What's the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment and then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned.
"So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father.
His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers.
"The father replied, "That's my boy"
2006-12-01 22:33:55 · 13 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gd 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-01 22:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get Back In Yur Jar Mate.
2006-12-01 22:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you're no longer expertise the Bible. In Gen. it tells us that Jesus have been given to be the Christ because of the fact he replaced into the only angel that had by no potential sinned! I particularly have long previous by way of my New testomony and counted over 550 places that state that Jesus isn't God! Like the place Jesus suggested: Why do you call me "solid"? i'm no longer solid. in basic terms God is solid.". "how God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Spirit and potential, and how he went around doing solid and healing all who have been under the potential of the devil, because of the fact God replaced into WITH him." "...you have by no potential heard his voice nor viewed his type,...". "For the very artwork that the daddy has given me to end, and which i'm doing, testifies that the daddy has sent me." that's appropriate to obey the Bible, no longer lazy human beings own needs and desires.
2016-12-13 18:33:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That’s funny LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to have you join my Yahoo Joke group! I need members who will participate more.
XOXO Heather
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2006-12-01 23:26:00 · answer #4 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-01 22:42:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...good one! 10/10!!
2006-12-02 01:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-01 22:37:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-01 22:41:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-01 22:36:19 · answer #9 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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great one!!
2006-12-02 11:34:04 · answer #10 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋