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There's an Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman all talking about
their teenage daughters.
The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes".

The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank."

With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to
worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a
willy."

2006-12-01 22:10:39 · 17 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

lol as if an englishman, a scotsman or an irishman would even clean never mind be allowed into their daughters bedroom hehe...if my dad goes anywhere near my room i take a fit. nice joke though ;-)

2006-12-01 22:33:13 · answer #1 · answered by ☮Luwayla☮ 6 · 1 0

There Was An Englishman An Irishman A Gun And A Bang But Which One Walked Out Alive Mate?

2006-12-02 06:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0 0

lol!
Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, Welshman, A Rabbi and a Roman Catholoic Priest walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

2006-12-02 06:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by mince42 4 · 0 0

Funny ....at least in this situation the irish girl was the smartest !

2006-12-02 06:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

herd that 1 but it was a blond joke still gd joke

2006-12-02 08:30:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's a joke that's so good I'm going to claim I made it up myself. Thank you!!!

2006-12-02 06:26:55 · answer #6 · answered by Commander 3 · 0 0

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VERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!!

2006-12-02 06:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by wizkid!!! 3 · 0 0

another 10/10 pmsl

2006-12-02 06:29:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Heeheehee so funny.

2006-12-02 10:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by floss 4 · 0 0

LOL...now that's what I call funny, two thumbs up!!

2006-12-02 09:12:14 · answer #10 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0 0

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