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Well, chickens are flightless birds so I suppose they would need a pair anyway!

2006-12-01 22:39:52 · answer #1 · answered by Alison of the Shire 4 · 0 0

Yes, according to the bible, Koran and Torah, cooked chickens, on arrival in paradise, are un-stuffed by the Heavenly Unstuffer, re-feathered by the Heavenly Refeatherer, and generally dolled up and made lovely again. Then god decides which one he'd like for dinner that night.

2006-12-01 22:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Chichen and animals will not go to heaven

Ecclesiastes 3:21 Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth?

2006-12-01 21:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by readthekjv1611@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0 0

No, of course not. Instead, it will be given a pair of the latest Boeing jet engine.

2006-12-01 22:02:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How did it die? did it cross the road and get run over again! why does it need more wings, it's just more profit for colonel sanders (KFC)!

2006-12-01 21:52:22 · answer #5 · answered by Angel 3 · 0 0

No. It just takes a deep **** on your face when you're eating from it's stiff corpse/

2006-12-01 21:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by poopassboob 2 · 0 0

most likley yes

but if you were shot in th arm once and had it removed in heaven it wold be reborn i guess

2006-12-01 21:56:14 · answer #7 · answered by rufus shinra 2 · 0 0

be serious .!!....god does not have lower lifeforms in heaven only people who worship to him on earth .... this is well known to all Christians

2006-12-01 21:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by notgnal 6 · 0 0

Wouldn't that be considered cannibalism against your own kind?

2006-12-01 21:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by The Brain 1 · 0 0

god doesn't want any filthy animals in heaven,just good decent christians like george w,and jimmy swaggart..........

2006-12-01 22:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by marcus n 2 · 0 0

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