Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of ireland, the pump attendant who knows nothing about golf or Tiger woods says "Top of the mornin to yer sir" Tiger nods & bends down to pick up the nozzle as he does so 2 tees drop out of his shirt pocket "what are those " asks the attendant "there for resting my balls on when im driving" " F.ck me" says the attendant "BMW think of every thing"
2006-12-01 21:20:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Golf
Hello Dickie
I was playing golf with an elderly gent on our usual saturday round and we came to a hole that ran alongside a road, as he was setup to tee off a funeral procession started by and he stopped, took his cap off and placed it over his heart. Soon the procession passed and he returned to his setup and hit the ball.
I said , my that was considerate of you , his reply was that it was the least he could do since he was married to her for 42 years.
Leon
2006-12-02 00:16:37 · answer #1 · answered by Ltgolf 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard this joke: that was published in Playboy Magazine, over 30years ago: in that version a rich client invited a "Bunny Girl" for a drive in his Rolls Royce.It was a more realistic version than expecting anyone in such a golf crazy nation as Ireland not to know what tees are for!!!!!
2006-12-02 05:10:20 · answer #2 · answered by Peter J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee ... golf could be better than sex. Each round of playing with golf balls lasts for about 4 to 5 hours. Hehehehehe
2006-12-02 05:10:05 · answer #3 · answered by pete 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ye Gods what will BMW come up with next ? You can see why the British car industry as gone down the plug hole when they invent something like that.
2006-12-01 21:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats supposed to be buick not BMW since Tiger's sponsered by buick.
2006-12-02 00:41:11 · answer #5 · answered by spyder8032000 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats a cute joke!
2006-12-01 21:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by jennafisch1285 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.
2006-12-02 06:18:16 · answer #7 · answered by Vin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-05 15:00:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oaky
2006-12-02 13:58:25 · answer #9 · answered by j-bird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the question?
2006-12-01 21:22:15 · answer #10 · answered by Redcarn 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋