I remember hearing this a long time ago now, so thought I'd tell you just before I go eat something.. Anyone wanna join me for breakfast..? Might go out.. lol.. Well, here's my joke..
A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language.
To do sign language, the man on the 3rd floor points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.
The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says, "What the f*ck is wrong with you, dumb a*s? I said I need a handsaw!"
The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming."
2006-12-01 20:59:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha. Still makes me giggle. and hey i would love to join you on that breakfast.
2006-12-01 21:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it. Sounds like my work. I have a guy that I have to work with that dosn't know how to use a wire tie. He says that only half of the wire ties in the package work, and we have yet to tell him they only work one way. Thanx for the laugh.
2006-12-02 05:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still makes me chuckle 8/10
2006-12-02 05:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nearly laughed out loud there! very funny...
2006-12-02 10:28:55 · answer #4 · answered by floss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
psml at that one. Nice one for this time of the morning.
2006-12-02 05:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by Jon B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny as hell 8/10..lol
2006-12-02 06:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by Pickles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it real funny
2006-12-02 05:14:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha , pls tell whats funny in that
2006-12-02 05:02:56 · answer #8 · answered by bks 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-02 06:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by mr. x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny... & creative...
2006-12-02 11:01:26 · answer #10 · answered by JT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋