I am looking for my soulmate. I have a major gas problem so the woman has to enjoy or at least tolerate a lot of belching and rip roaring stinky farting. Can I find my soulmate out there or is this a lost cause?
2006-12-01 20:53:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I should clarify--I don't want my woman belching and farting. That's disgusting. I have a medical problem that she would need to get into or tolerate. But I certainly don't want some belching and farting ho.
2006-12-01 21:39:01 · update #1
I DO! I HAVE A NASAL DRANAGE ISSUE! FARTING MAKES ME WANT TO SEX YOU. IM ACTUALLY SUPA HORNAYY.
CALL ME.
(636) 544-5501
OR THE HOUSE
(636) 272-8814
2006-12-01 20:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by Madame leota 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You are gas.... There may be some!
If there are fart loving women out there, then they may also fart and belch allot and you have to ask yourself could you be as tolerant also.....
How, when and what do you eat ???
If you are serious (I laughed my leg off) and let's say you find someone who get turned on by other people farting then you both will be mutal (if a tad smelly) winners but I do not think you become popular swingers or get many (repeat / repeating) orgy invitations.
Best of what comes natural...
Cheers
2006-12-02 05:33:35 · answer #2 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that both are nasty and I don't think I would be able to live with it.
But, if it really is a problem that you have, I'm sure you will find a women for you.
2006-12-02 06:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by Oui_Fleur 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
man i hope not cause if they are they into some freaky stuff past anyone if you like that keep as many as you want
2006-12-02 05:00:36 · answer #4 · answered by KANEBRO2DANITE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The saying goes, "there's someone for everyone."
2006-12-02 05:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by Red1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Without mystery, the relationship can't survive. I like to pretend that the people that I like do not even poop.
2006-12-02 05:08:52 · answer #6 · answered by RockabillyBanana 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You've got serious ISSUES man
2006-12-02 05:52:13 · answer #7 · answered by Jade 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try women with really large nostrils..there's a start....
2006-12-02 04:55:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
kast is an ***...and he f u c k s men up the ***
2006-12-02 04:57:10 · answer #9 · answered by GOODGIRL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heck no!
2006-12-02 05:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by Nikki 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋