A teacher started talking aboutthe final exam for the next day. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.
One male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
2006-12-01 20:13:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-01 20:13:49 · update #1
What's this supposed to mean.. 'Now that ones funny right there, I don't care who you are.'
Is it because I'm asian..?!
2006-12-01 20:22:13 · update #2
Thanks for the answers everyone.. lol..
2006-12-01 20:24:57 · update #3
Thanks Adi..
2006-12-01 21:01:15 · update #4
hey man u have got gr8 jokes
2006-12-01 20:48:50 · answer #1 · answered by adi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a black guy , a white guy and an asian guy get lost in the desert
when all hope was lost the stumbled into a villiage of savage bandits
the bandits give the 3 men 3 options to die
op1: death by injection of hiv virus
op2:head trampled by bulls
op3:have penis cut off
first the white guy
he chose to be trampled, so he was carried away and killed
second the asian man , assuming he didnt have much to lose had his penis cut off, so he was carried away and killed
lastly the black man
with only one option not explored he chose the hiv virus
after the injection , he started laughing his *** off
confused ,the executioner asked , "what is SO damn funny?"
to which the man replied " IM WEARING A CONDOM!"
2006-12-02 04:22:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!! I wonder if that joked spawned from an actual classroom episode.....that's a quick and clever teacher.
2006-12-02 04:20:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, very funny! i wonder what happened to the student?
2006-12-02 04:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by james 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-12-02 04:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by danaluana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that ones funny right there, I don't care who you are.
2006-12-02 04:16:00 · answer #6 · answered by JM 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard this before and it's still funny.
2006-12-02 04:15:52 · answer #7 · answered by Kaylin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa.
really funny ,
i wonder what happened to the student???
2006-12-02 04:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by Donets'k 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it! Not the first to respond for the same reason.
2006-12-02 04:16:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie. LOL.
Have a great weekend!
2006-12-02 04:59:56 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋