I blew my load at work. Will my boss find out eventually?

Answer 1

no

Answer 2

Hmm... let's see this is a tricky one...

1) Is your unit under 4 inches when happy? If yes, there is no chance he will notice since it never left your shorts.
2) Is your unit over 8 inches when happy? If yes, give yourself a point.
3) Is your unit over 12 inches when happy? If yes, give yourself 4 points.
4) Did you shoot it in a cubicle? If yes, give yourself 5 points.
5) Did you shoot it in your office? If yes, give yourself 3 points.
6) Did you shoot it in your bosses office? If yes, give yourself 10 points.
7) Did you shoot it into your hand? If yes, give yourself 2 points.
8) If yes to 7, did you shake your bosses hand within 2 minutes? If yes, give yourself 10 points.
9) Did you shoot it into a Kleenex, napkin or other disposable receptacle? If yes, give yourself a point.
10) If yes to 9, did you deposit it in your trash at your desk? If yes, give yourself 4 points.
11) If yes to 9, did you flush it down the toilet? If yes give yourself a point.
12) If yes to 9, did your boss blow his nose in it after your were done? If yes, give yourself 10 points.
13) Did you shoot it off in the restroom? If yes, give yourself a point.
14) If yes to 13, did your boss walk in while you were spanking it? If yes, give yourself 10 points.
15) Was it a free-form spurt in a cubicle? If yes, give yourself 3 points.
16) Was it a free-form spurt in an office? If yes, give yourself a point.
17) Was it a free-form spurt in your bosses office? If yes, give yourself 10 points.
18) Was it a free-form spurt in your bosses office and in his assistants face? Give yourself a point.
19) Was it a free-form spurt in your bosses office and in your bosses face? Don't worry about it, just lick it all clean.
20) Was the receptacle female and a co-worker? If yes give yourself 3 points.
21) Was the receptacle female and your bosses wife? No problem, he'll never know.
22) Was the receptacle male and a co-worker? If yes, give yourself 3 points.
23) Was the receptacle male and your boss? If yes, don't worry about it. Just clean the dribble off his tie.

So, if you scored over 10 points you can be pretty sure your boss will find out. Have fun.

Answer 3

What r u ? a porn star? thats the only way the boss wouldn't care

Answer 4

well now, let me think....oh ya, well you just told everyone on the internet so ya might as well tell yer boss,he may think the same as we all do...are you a man of many talents???

Answer 5

Nah, he's got his head so far up HIS boss' *** that he can't see anything. Oh, and I hope you cleaned up after yourself.

Answer 6

Why at work? Well if you did it where there are cameras i would not show up to work anymore.

Answer 7

Only if you blew it onto his tie and/or mouth.

Regards,
Ryan

Answer 8

we had a guy fired for "physical abuse" he was in the restroom more than on workroom floor and somehow they caught or knew he was "abusing" himself!!he was fired for it!! what a sicko!

Answer 9

Depends on where you left it, and/or if there are cameras around.

Answer 10

start looking for a new job now.

Answer 11

only if you left it on the computer screen.