A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, "Buzz Off....., ye'll no bring it back!"
2006-12-01 18:00:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved that joke thanks for the smile... nothing beats a good suicide joke.
2006-12-01 19:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
she didnt give it 2 him 2 start with,
so he didnt have anything 2 bring back
duh
2006-12-02 03:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by funny.bones 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think so yes
2006-12-02 02:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by rockydriver22 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
possibly.
i was scared to answer the ?. i thought itd be about justin timberlake
2006-12-02 02:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by Jordan Alexis 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No- he didn't take anything to bring back.
2006-12-02 02:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by rockchalk 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think he would bring it back....after all, there's always photocopies!
2006-12-02 05:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by Jayce 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sigh...
2/10
2006-12-02 02:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by count_inbeans 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
good
2006-12-03 00:18:55 · answer #8 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How could he? LOL. LOL.
2006-12-02 06:56:54 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋