I came across this while searching the net...........
Warning: You are reading this at your own risk
HOW TO FAIL IN LIFE
MORE ACCURATELY: HOW TO LOSE TEETH PREMATURELY IN LIFE
When a person throws rocks at a mango tree (which causes the mangoes to fall to the ground so that it is reachable to the mentioned person to take and eat it) and fails the first, second and third attempts, laugh at him. Increase the pitch of your laughter with each failure. If the person is quite strong, he/she will break your teeth, and if not strong, his/her father will break your teeth. Or most probably, the rocks directed at the mangoes, will be directed at you.
Either way, you end up as a failure.
This and other steps (such as reading this unadvisable advice) will ensure that you become a failure, failing at everything in life. However, you must make an effort to ensure that you do not fail in ensuring that you are failure.
2006-12-01 16:54:53 · 12 answers · asked by Rick S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
iits ok
2006-12-01 16:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by huh? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But how can I fail when I never see any rock throwing mango harvesters? Hell I've never even seen a mango tree, maybe I have already succeeded at failing, but would that success cancel me out as a complete failure?
2006-12-02 01:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by RWIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it makes sense, though I'm not sure why you would want to fail in life...or where you would find a mango tree
2006-12-02 00:59:15 · answer #3 · answered by turdl38 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Sad...not funny at all...
(actually, I've seen that happen too many times, minus the mangoes).
2006-12-02 01:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly.
2006-12-02 01:00:12 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of site would have something that idiotic on it?!! LOL.
I hope you found something better to read.
Have a great evening!
2006-12-03 17:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What ru talking about lol?
2006-12-02 01:09:52 · answer #7 · answered by Kas-O 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh? i don't really get it
can you plain it in an easier way
2006-12-02 04:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-02 01:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many other ways!!!
2006-12-02 01:20:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋